Your barista doesn’t like you.

25 Responses to “Your barista doesn’t like you.”

1. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:52 am

   @kitanamatsuri

   As a barista, I know I couldn’t handle working as a server.
   Mad props to ya.
2. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:53 am

   @austinsmom80508

   I do what I can…decaf, extra ice and all!
3. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:53 am

   @albertoalexander09

   Haha, best comment, ever!
4. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:54 am

   @Angelwingsrinoa

   Let’s move to NY and get married! Woot. lol
5. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:55 am

   @mrbreez33

   So what you’re really saying, is I should quit my day job?
6. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:56 am

   @youngendymion

   Legit.
   We baristas need to stand up and fight!

   …or just regularly decaf people. lol
7. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:58 am

   @SmileyHLX

   Oh yes, I love one. I usually say to them “Oh..really? I’m sorry. I thought I had asked you if that was correct, but I must have been mistaken.” Then as I walk away talking to myself “OMG I’m so stupid.”
8. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:58 am

   @MissEmmyBear1

   Why thank you 
9. LiveInFullEffect says:

   October 30, 2011 at 2:59 am

   @jjj3jjj

   Oh I’m so over leaning out the window super far. I just say to people as I’m handing out their drink “Whoa there…try not to park so close next time.”
10. LiveInFullEffect says:

    October 30, 2011 at 3:00 am

    @CocoaFire

    I try to then talk SUPER fast when telling them the totally.
    Same thing if they are quiet or really loud. I just copy them.
11. LiveInFullEffect says:

    October 30, 2011 at 3:01 am

    @ora201107

    Glad you liked it!
12. youngendymion says:

    October 31, 2011 at 1:24 am

    @LiveInFullEffect

    Haha Yes! A friend of mine put on her facebook status: ” turns out national be a total bitch to your barista day happens on the same day as national get given decaf instead of regular day…weird” Hilarious!.
13. lastassassin13 says:

    November 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    STFU and make my coffee. Do it. Do it now. You have been assassinated. Do not bother responding. It will be instantly deleted.
14. neuroticbabe2014 says:

    November 2, 2011 at 4:41 am

    omg i love this 
15. skateronetwothree says:

    November 2, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    ur cute! barista here. may things u said were true. where did you work?
16. Tendril143 says:

    November 2, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    LOL! This was great! Honestly, though, this kind of shit isn’t limited to just coffee jobs. Matter of fact, what you described relates a lot to the fast food world too- just not having to do with coffee.
17. NellieJellyBelly says:

    November 2, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    Ha! great job on the video man! very true in so many ways, maybe we should put this video link or video’s like it in starbucks so people would get a little hint
18. mrbreez33 says:

    November 4, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    Quit your job. No that’s not at all what I’m saying. I just wish you worked at the Starbucks that I frequent. Cuz you’re Cute & Funny. And that makes us all better people. : }}
19. ame6603 says:

    November 5, 2011 at 3:05 am

    @LiveInFullEffect I am an asshole. That’s a fact!
20. sabianb8pro1 says:

    November 10, 2011 at 12:34 am

    hahaha… your awesome! dont get fired! R.I.P chris
21. TheOrangeHulk says:

    November 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    Customers don’t need to be trained or conditioned; customers need service and accommodation. They aren’t experts in the field and don’t need to be; they’re the reason you have a job. I used to work at Starbucks, and I got sick of it like you, which is why I don’t work there anymore, but that’s part of the job description if you want to make money off of people’s need for caffeine and sugar.
22. bruinflight1 says:

    November 13, 2011 at 3:35 am

    @TheOrangeHulk Right on the… money!
23. Gamer1987x says:

    November 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    A pierced, lesbian environmentalist Starbucks Barista who is an apple user. Oh mythical angel, I had heard of your existence but now I see you are as real as I.
24. EverMainard says:

    November 24, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    OH MY GOSH!! I STILL WORK AT STARBUCKS(Well.. until they see my stand up) I totally agree with you! (check out the video- Ever Mainard- Starbucks Bathroom)
25. byrongates says:

    December 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Good because we don’t want to sleep with you either…get over it.

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